iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

sodamnrelatable:

but then I realize I don’t give a shit about people too

paintedwrists-brokenheart:

exlips:

this is the most true thing i have ever read omfg!

Yes

best-of-funny:

X

thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

sodamnrelatable:

When you were young:

now: